We don't hate anything except people who need to be told what to think.
We don't like children because they take attention away from us

But let's not be negative

We know there's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're aware of it.
We prefer pretty things to ugly things, and always prefer more to less.
GSOH essential. Shiny things are great, and shiny, funny things make us swoon.

And remember, risk it rhymes with biscuit

Bigstrong: because what you wear is the most/least important decision of your day